hotmeat89:

Nice cock bro, dope balls too

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slow-riot:

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durbikins:

lmaonade:

hey guys, just got back from my very long journey of re-writing history to put us on a timeline where harry potter doesn’t exist! no need to thank me, but don’t worry, it’s gone now. 

who?

what is this person talking about

This post gives me a great idea for seven books and eight movies

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memewhore:

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letshearitforthisclown:

people who use guns are pussies. i just throw bullets really fast

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3rdeyechakra:

reblog to shove a white twink

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ruinedchildhood:

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childservices:

im educated but like…im still stupit

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llleighsmith:

someday someone is gonna be so soft and gentle with your heart, you’re gonna be so glad you kept it open, you’re gonna wonder why you ever thought about quieting it down

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nayx:

this post has been on this website for so long.  i remember reblogging it like 3 or 4 years ago

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thechozenones:

navythreads:

CALL ME A HOPELESS ROMANTIC BUT I LOVE THESE. I just got one for my boyfriend. If you get one, use the code BFDAYTB for $20 off.

Link: Under Lucky Stars

This is cute and I definitely want one but…

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOOD WITH THE END OF THIS VIDEO

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